Gifting Ideas Away 

Like anyone, I get busy. Too busy to handle My own affairs and the GWNR will not allow interns or employees or volunteers to lend Me a hand. They fear that they have failed their destiny if a Latino man should happen to have that kind of “power”. What-the-fuck-ever, dude. 

On a brighter note (I’m sorry, I just fucking hate these people.) due to My hyper-active mind and limited time this causes some breaks for people out there like YOU. 

You see, if I’m booked solid for the next 4-5 years as far as scheduling is concerned (and I probably Am as soon as we get rid of the w.i.n.ner) then I already know I won’t get to some of these ideas. So what I do is when I happen to be looking through old note pads or notebooks, I will find ideas scribbled everywhere on a variety of subjects. 

What I had planned to do was to gift these to people who had signed up for the monthly $5 per month subscription but that, too, is apparently stolen from Me by that hated race of white nigger. 

So what I have elected to do instead is to give you a few examples of what I have done and if you see any use for them, go for it. Do you research first, obviously. But if you have any talent in these areas, you just might have a viable product or idea on your hands. 

Audio to Video Producer App. 

I use a lot of different video producing apps for Android because that’s what I have access to principally. I also rent a VM and can use a Windows app like Da Vinci but I seldom do due to the convenience of the Android app. After using some 20-25 different apps, from Alight Motion to Rush to PowerDirector, I can tell you that all of them are missing something so critical and so obvious that I don’t know why someone in Hollywood didn’t note it immediately and go make the app themself: 

They are missing an audio plug-in. what do I mean by that? I mean when you are adding audio to a video, you don’t’ want to use the little-bitty row at the bottom of your screen to add audio with. What you really want is a more sophisticated plug-in that allows you to add the sound of punches or special effects with minute precision. If you’ve ever put together a scene where there is a lot going on, say 13 bounces in about 7 seconds, which i had to do recently, then you will notice how clumsy it is to use the audio editor in the app. You need something of a higher standard to get the sound to match the bounces in the scene with precision. it’s not a big mark-up but if you’re the only one offering it on your app, then you can take a big part of the market with you. I was one of the first people who ever tried Alight Motion when they very, very first started. And I thought it was a neat app but I didn’t see the potential of it. I knew it could manipulate vector graphics and I experimented with it a bit. But went back to (at the time) PowerDirector which is a no-frills, dependable app and company, the kind your parents use to produce videos of the family’s trip to the Grand Canyon. 

But Alight continues to surprise Me. They have the same basic dashboard as always and the emphasis is on it’s ability to be used for vector animations. But most people–I would think–are not using it for that purpose. It does have other features, of course, but they are very close to other apps and then you’re splitting hairs and it’s a matter of personal preference. No matter. They’re a newer company and have the #1 or #2 number of downloads, according to one site. 

File Manager 

Again, this is something that I have to deal with on a personal basis on a full time basis–the management of thousands of files. When making “Traffic ME?!” Part 2, I had 36,500 pictures on one smartphone. That’s a lot of data to manage and organize and store on thumb drives and cloud accounts and leave some sitting on the phone for production. Whew! 

So what happens? I notice that when I move something due to a low storage, I have several places where it could have been moved to. Not only do I need 4 smartphones but I also need two cloud accounts, 2 thumb drives, and 6 SD Cards with capacities ranging from 64GB to 128GB. Now where did I put those videos that were ready to go at this point. Well, keep a diary obviously! And I do. Sort of. But you know what would be even better? if My file manager app told Me what I did with those videos, what date I transferred them out, and where they went from there. All of My devices could be synced together by the same app on every device and if I should happen to transfer it to an SD Card, it could tell Me which one by the nickname we assign it. Neat! 

This one idea, I believe, has an appraisal of something like $10-100M if I Am not mistaken. That’s over the next 10 years or something like that. I think a lot of people would eventually get used to it as a feature and begin to appreciate it. Give it a shot. 

Untraceable You 

You know what I hate? Of course you do! Those fuckers! 

They steal, don’t they? And they steal a lot. This year–supposedly–I Am going to do an expose on what I suspect to be the biggest windfall of all time that the government is not telling you about and that is the data leaking from your smartphone. Ever since we started carrying “smart” phones around we have been dumbly putting our entire business and personal lives on it, and that info is accessible to apps on the phone and to the police. No warrant. 

Now, if you use apps like Motion Ninja or Ibis or FL Studio and so on, then I know that you have intellectual property on your device. But so do cops and federal agents. And truth be told, they want that data. They actually have citizens divided up into “sections” whereby different police agencies and others get to “farm” us for valuables that they might find useful. This is why I cannot see My own data or company sales. The police steal it. And when I call to ask what the fuck is going on, they hang up on Me and have been doing so for 21 years. Same at the Bureau. 

Now then, what you want ia a way to keep those niggers off of your electronics, do you not? We live on our salaries, they can live on their salaries. Holy shit, batman. You think? If you thought Johnny B. Good was going to be a stellar example of an American you thought wrong. Johnny’s dead. Dead a long time ago. Invasion of the body snatchers. Someone who looks just like Johnny will answer the phone however and without a trace of a Russian accent. Neat! 

So what you do is this: You want to remove the back cover of the smartphone and with a soldering iron, learn how to disconnect the tablet or smartphone from both the wifi and Bluetooth transistors. Now different companies do this differently. They have patents on their circuit boards. But the two are almost always tied to get her on the same wire, meaning that both the Bluetooth and the wifi and/or the 4G connection take a positive charge from the same current concurrently. If you snip one, then you snip them all. BUT depending on the design of the phone, you could lose the ability to do something else. This idea requires expertise but it’s by no means out of the reach of someone who’s really cagey. A cagey person can pull $100k per year out of this idea working from home at his kitchen table as soon as lawyers, salespeople, artists, authors and so on have a viable means to create on their devices without feat that it can be stolen or seen by someone else. To get expertise on this sort of thing will take anywhere from 6 to 12 months in My estimation. You could specialize in Motorola phones or you could learn to handle almost all of them. You will need a steady hand, know how to read electrical board diagrams and take an Android apart in your sleep. It won’t happen overnight. But it can be done. It’s not that difficult. Most training programs if you go to work at Nokia and are a “technician” you will  know most of this stuff withing 3 months of having started but you would arguably working with the same circuit board over and over again, putting the components together. I was so smitten with this idea that I literally went and bought a soldering iron to experiment with on some old smartphones of Mine but haven’t had the time to do anything as of yet, I’m so busy. 

Believe Me, it’s important to millions and millions of people. If you can make a device that can run apps and load them from a USB stick instead of the wifi–you will have a line around the block. There are some alternatives to this idea such as Raspberry Pi’s and VM’s that have better security supposedly. I use a VM and I dont’ feel anymore secure then I did when I didn’t. But more on this later when I open the topic formally on Sov. I spent about 3 months with this full-time stopping production on “Traffic ME?!” to see what was there. 

More to come. I don’t have time to type it in now. 

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