Apparently we do. As some are eager to make a name for themselves and some are looking to make some loot.

1. He has a lot of people hoping for Him to be here.
   It’s a fact–over the last 700 years or so, worldwide there have been billions of people who have come and gone. They beseeched Him;; they prayed for Him to be here, to lead. If you could take all of those prayers and string them end-to-end, it would be amount to several trillion hours. You just don’t deny that many people what they want.
2. Faith Without Woirks is Dead
   Okay, so in addition to the lip service and teary eyed promises that you’ll never do it again if He would just bail you out this one time and this one time only, comes a lot of behaviors that betrayed more than just a verbal commitment to themselves and to the Church and to God. Like preaching, teaching, donating time to a local shelter, like donating funds to a local church, like providing medical care or baby formula, like teaching how to read and write, like advocacy for those incarcerated, like passing out toiletries to the homeless, like providing elder care for seniors, like giving someone without a car a lift to the store, like donating your clothes, like seminary school, like purchasing publications from the Church, like naming your kids after Saints in the Bible, like making artwork or painting the Sistine Chapel.
   You getr the idea. If you matched donations at a dollar for a dollar, and went back 700 years worldwide, and if you adjust for inflation on the other stuff, there is a reasonable estimate of $900T that has been invested in making our planet a Christian home; a place where everyone is respected and people live amicably amongst each other. Where we live without a criminal government or cops that murder and steal. That’s a lot of moo-la invested in the Second Coming and who were you to get in the way, eh?
3. Global Property
   The ugly specter of slavery has returned to our land today in the year of 2026 with the hip kids informing us who they “belong” to. As in “I’m Sovrumano’s.” Or “I’m Taylor’s.” Well, hip or not, I’m opposed to the ownership of other humans and robbing them of their autonomy. However it stands to reason that when that many people need someone for a job–if it really be that important such as when a couuntry has to go to war and you are drafted–then at that point one must l;end themselves to the agenda with the most urgency whether one wants to or not. That’s just utilitarian ethics. And as such exists, I find that with so many people having prayed for and worked for Myself and the work they hop to see Me do, that I find Myself literally “world property”. Not “your” property. Not the USA’s property. Not the clan’s property. Not Skid Row’s property. The Second Coming of Christ is not a Skid Row event. It’s a global jubilee and rightfully belongs to all of us who have prayed for it and worked for it. How could it be otherwise? It cannot.
4. Speaking of the job they hope to see Me perform, we come to Christ’s Tasks & Agendas.
   What are those? Well, people don’t want a bunch of blood-gulping-pedophile-torture you kids and your elderly in the hospital;-poisoned the air you breathe while you were asleep-wealthy banker-racist-genocidal movie stars ruling over us forever and ever with no hope of ever having it overturned or to see a democracy or human rights on this planet ever again. So there’s that. There’s also New Books, Teachers & Instutitions to replace the Bible. Something that orients us around science, sound decision making over religiosity and bias, something that won’t give us mental health problems down the road or inspire us to believe in the paranormal.
   How can you put a price tag on that? Now, I’m no guarantee of these things taking place. I don’t see Israel being “wiped off of the map” even if it’s justified. I do see opportunities to work with them however and that’s a great start. So far they have been receptive to what I have had to offer and I hear, were greatly tickled by My last find on the book of Exodus and it’s rewrite as the 10 Extortions by Israel of Pharoah on Their Way Out The Door versus the 10 Plaugues by Jehovah that it’s currently written into the Bible as.
   Ok, not bad. Not a successful amelioration of some of their more violent or questionable activities, but it’s a start. Can you do that? Amongst all of the bloggers out there and all of the voices out there, can you get their attention in a positive way? Can you show them miracles that amaze and surprise them? Can you show them knowledge in their texts that they did not know was there and do so in a positive and respectful way?
   Because if you can’t or this isn’t the sort of thing you do, you might want to stay the fuck out of the way.
5. With Global Jubilees bigger than the New Year’s event every year on NBC and with more celebrity appearances than a Superbowl Halftime show, the Second Coming of Christ has made people’s hearts soar. And with the creation of New Books, Teachers & Institutions to replace the Bible, people are hopeful that this will break the spell that the last book put us in and make things better in many ways, some seen and some unseen. And because of this, what happens? USA Today flies off of the shelves. WSJ flies off of the shelves. Podcasts are up. (Pay attention:) The stock market hits a new high. (You didn’t hear a word I just said, did you?) I drink Heineken and Samuel Adams. They call asking Me to endorse. I do. They sell. Merchandise and memorabilia are selling. There is big opportunity for myriads and myriads of people in just about every industry imaginable. How could you possibly interrupt that? Shame on you! And that’s putting it nicely. Some of these guys are gangsters (Such as Myself.) and they will put your feet in concrete and throw you in the river if you fuck with their money. That’s more likely.
6. Your life and your family’s lives have been saved by the Church and the words of Jesus.
   And you know that they have. The rold of the Church in people’s lives is declining for numerous reasons and that’s okay for the moment. However starting about 50 years ago and working backwards for the last 700 years I I can tell you that if you didn’t have the Church then you didn’t have a menas to survive. The Church was indispensible to your life and if you didn’t have one to provide shelter or food or education or emergency room services, then you were screwed. Furthermore these institutions inspired othes to to be good people. And you would be living in a far more dangerous world if people just winged it as they raised themselves instead of adhering ot a formal philosophy of good will to others as you would have them do unto you. For this reason you are alive. Because of the charity when you had no where else to go over the last several hundred years for many family members young and old. Now you know what the Churdh toils for, it’s the Second Coming. Show some respect and leave their prize alone!

P.S. Although I Am not Jesus, I Am the incarnation of Him as He is storified in the New Testament. And while I can’t take the credit for what He has instructed, I can tell you that I don’t appropriate when I say “we” have saved your lives because I have 17 years of volunteer work in My backgrojund with the Church.

7. You Aren’t Starving.
   Don’t act like you have to “sacrifice” someone around here in order to keep going likie we’re all the last survivors of a plane crash in the mountains of the north pole. (This actually happened. Survivors of the crash had to eat the flesh of someone in order to keep living until a rescue team came along..
   No, you are confortable. I wouldn’t doubt that you are comfortable due to the efforts of the church to make you comfortable. This is why I find the black so disturbing. He’s fed well-enough but he’s not connecting the dots very well. You don’t kill the source of your food or shelter for $100 bucks ore even $10k bucks. But some will and they will shoot the goose that lays the golden eggs for everyone.
8. Speaking of commissions, let Me tell you–whatever that guy is paying you I’ll double it!
   Seriously, there is a price on My head. There is an expected dollar value police expect to make. It’s rumored at about $60M. That’s what they expect to make and they say that I Am an anomaly amongst those who are killed as most people amount to chump change once it’s divided by all of the people who participated in their murder. But there’s far more money in the Secoind Coming. Far, far more. You just don’t have the imagination for it. People keep eye-balling My publishing opportunities and yes, they are large if not the world’s largest. But they won’t be in a rat’s hand. Rats don’t care because the rat stole it and anything it’s worth is something more than when it’s not in it’s hand. Trade a trillion dollars for $60M? Sure. Some will. And that’s why we need parental supervision at more agenciues. These motherfuckers are not safe to let out of the house yet, you know what I mean? FBI, police, Attorney Genreals, et all, all smack of a household without Mom and Dad at home and the ability to make people shit for the hell of it or detain them on the sidewalk for 22 years also for no reason. Or, we could spend several billion on messages to them in our pop media and also for no reason or purpose. Then we could park our cars nearby at nighttime so they could have to overhear our sex-making as a way to really rub their nose in it. Sure, we could do all of that and then kill Him. Why not? Looks good to Me.
9. He’s Innocent.
   Although I make no proclamations to being a “perfect” man such as Jesus was to Adam’s sin that he passed along to the rest of us, I Am an innocent Man in that I have done nothing to warrant capital punishment. So whatcha killing me far? Remember we are skipping the court process and going straight to the guillotine like it’s a real deal Saddam Hussein found wandering downtown Los Angeles inexplicably one day. Well, straight to the guilllotine it is, I guess. But Me? I’ve got no mass crimes or crimes en minor to warrant grabbing Me and running off to the nearest hospital for a satanic ritual and then crucification of My “innocent” life.
   (Die for your sins? That’s a play on words that most don’t catch. It’s smarm by Satanists. Jesus was scapegoated remember? When Satanists perform church services, they will often make out (auditorily) that Jesus died “for our sins” as homage to the ancestors and founders of the fraternal organizatioh that they belong to. Christians hear something else, however. Like, He knowingly died in the place of Me to redeem Me from My sins, right? As if one life could pay for all of us. Why do we go to jail? He already paid for it, right? But we do go to jail and satanists do set people up. Now you know.)
10. Consequences.
    Although the nomenclature today doesn’t look very ominous for anyone who might poison Me and run off, don’t be so sure. An asymmetrical campaign doesn’t allow the opposition to make open proclamation for their side of the issue. That’s why you hear the fire department in Los Angeles driving around telling others to keep quiet or to stay away from Me. This is to keep My isolated and the business without transactions. In this environment, this fabricated environment, it doesn’t appear that I have supporters. But nothing could be further from the truth. Remove the fire department and police and incentives and punishments doled out with psychotronics and you will see the real world; the one people want. The one that was hear 8 years ago when bus drivers used to honk at Me as they drove by and cops told Me that they had named their kids after Me. Not this one where they call Me “faggot” because Alex Villanueva supposedly (former chief of LACS) told them to after I cursed him out for supposedly being behind the assaults on Me. There is support for Sovrumano in the Church, in the FBI, in the LAPD and just about everywhere else you can imagine from University campuses to Fortune 500 companies. Not everyone is a fan of having these pedophiles ruling over us and long for something more; something with integrity and without the greed to contol everything and everyone for sake of itself. Lastly, there is a moral obligation that falls upon the Churches upon hearing that Christ has been slain by thugs in the streets or Wall street for that matter. And we all know what those obligations are. So don’t be surprised to find Opus Dei waiting for you in your home when you get back from work, dispatched their by her Majesty’s secret service, MI: 6. “Bond. James Bond.” He answers when you ask, Who the fuck are you and what are you doing here?
    Go Daniel Craig! My favorite of all time!
11. I’m an honorary member of your group.
    Didn’t you know that? The President of the United states is supposed to hold the same stature. Rotary club. Chess club. Masons. Crips. Bloods. Doesn’t matter. Unless it’s GLIA or mensa. They could have a problem with this.
    But seriously, how could Christ be an outsider to your home? Didn’t you grow up with a Bible in the house? Didn’t you go to Church? Didn’t you pray to Him when you were in trouble? Go there for advice? Didn’t you celebrate the holidays with Him? You did. We all did. We still do. Don’t be like that to Him. He’s your bro. Your best friend. You savior.
    And lastly I would say that I Am probably in consultation somewhat with your bosses. You wouldn’t know it but it’s not impossible that I’ve spoken to commanding officers of various groups from Los Angeles police to Israel over-the-sky. So before you say “not ot us He not” or “I’m not one of yours.” be careful or you might get the shock of a lifetime when you find out not only Am I a part of your group–even if it be a honorary membership–it is one with some tenure and rank and respect for My safety.